Motivation

January 31st, 2010

If Donovan were just a little more like Roger Federer, this team might have 16 Super Bowl titles.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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12 Angry Men

January 26th, 2010

Donovan was the 12th man on the field for the Vikings on Sunday night.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Guitar Hero

January 11th, 2010

Donovan was winning the US Air Guitar Championship, but in the final round he threw up while doing the Sweet Child O’Mine solo, then threw the air guitar at the drummers feet. (Gif courtesy of D-Mac.)

Rating 3.17 out of 5
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Chopped Liver

January 7th, 2010

Donovan thinks that Conveyor Belt of Love is “The Thinking Man’s Dating Show.”

Rating 3.33 out of 5
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Sanaa-naa

January 7th, 2010

Donovan’s favorite country is Yemen.

Rating 3.80 out of 5
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He’s a Real Wizard

January 7th, 2010

When he had his third child, McNabb took his four guns out of his house and placed them in his helmet.

Rating 2.67 out of 5
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Grasping at Straws

December 14th, 2009

Eagles Chargers FootballDonovan taught Asante Samuel how to tackle.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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Eye of the Tiger

December 7th, 2009

tigerwoodsDonovan convinced Tiger Woods to install a fire hydrant right next to his driveway.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Pickett’s Charge

December 7th, 2009

imperishablegloryBefore the Battle of Gettysburg, Donovan told General Lee that the Union line would be vulnerable to a charge right up the middle.

Rating 3.50 out of 5
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The Word Atlanta is Apparently Plural

December 7th, 2009

atlluvvickDonovan see no reason why a sentence’s verb should agree with its subject.

Rating 2.67 out of 5
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