It’s Donovan’s Fault

Donovan received distress signals when the Titanic hit an iceberg, but elected to do nothing about it.

Donovan runs a multimillion dollar kitten fighting ring out of his backyard.

Donovan ruined Jon and Kate’s marriage.

Donovan hopes that the National Healthcare Bill passes, so that he can serve on a Death Panel.

Donovan shoots wolves out of biplanes.

Donovan convinced Napoleon to attack Russia in winter.

Donovan knows who killed Natalee Holloway, but he refuses to cooperate with authorities.

Donovan loved the way the Sopranos ended.

Donovan voted for Lyndon LaRouche.

Donovan doled out subprime mortgages like they were candy.