On Sunday, Kevin Kolb established what we already knew: that he is the best QB in Eagles history. While Donovan threw for a paltry 79 yards in Week 1, Kevin Kolb threw for 300 yards in back to back weeks in weeks 2 and 3. So how can Kolb not be starting in Week 5? This is an outrage! Here is our list of all time greatest Eagle QBs.
Randall was ok, but he ran too much. McNabb is the worst QB in NFL history.
Donovan’s pet turkeys are terrorizing children in South Jersey. (submitted by Marylyn and Connie).
Donovan is an avid baby seal clubber.
Donovan sells vegan omelettes and nitrous balloons in the parking lot during Phish concerts.
Donovan is donating 25% of his 2009 salary to helping OJ find the real killers.
Donovan can see Russia from his house.
Donovan tips 6% when he receives excellent service.
Donovan is a HUGE Glenn Beck fan.
Donovan thinks dreadlocks look good on white people.
Donovan tears “Missing Kitten” signs off of telephone poles because they “tacky up the neighborhood”.
