Archive for October, 2009

NY State of Mind

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Yankees Empty Seats BaseballDonovan was one of the tens of thousands of Yankee fans who gave up on their team in the 7th inning last night and left the stadium early.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Media Bias

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Joe Buck

It’s Donovan’s fault the national sports media hates Philadelphia.

Rating 2.33 out of 5
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Dewey Defeats Truman

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

deweytrumanDonovan was Chief Editor of the Chicago Tribune in the late 1940s.

Rating 2.25 out of 5
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Speed Kills

Monday, October 19th, 2009

sppedmovieDonovan told Andy Reid that if he called more than 13 running plays against the Raiders, the bus was going to explode.

Rating 2.50 out of 5
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T-O; T-O, T-O, T-O; T-O, Teeeeeee-ohhhhhh

Monday, October 19th, 2009

2_webber_TOHas anyone ever seen Donovan and Chris Webber at the same place at the same time? Hmmmmmm. (submitted by David.)

Rating 3.45 out of 5
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Raiders 13, Eagles 9

Monday, October 19th, 2009

raidersDonovan’s Fault. No, seriously, Donovan’s fault.

Rating 3.14 out of 5
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Monkey Business

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

hartDonovan told Gary Hart that he could borrow his boat if he took McNabb’s friend Donna along.

Rating 2.25 out of 5
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More Than Words

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

vanhalenDonovan thought the best Van Halen lineup was the one that featured Gary Cherone.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Bowl of Serial

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

zodiac_killerDonovan is a “person of interest” in the Zodiac killings. (submitted by Bob T.)

Rating 2.20 out of 5
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Oliver Twisted

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

dickens_oliver_twistDonovan sets up adoption of sick orphans and then doesn’t go pick them up. (submitted by Lawarence.)

Rating 2.67 out of 5
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