Archive for the ‘Donovan's fault’ Category

Flash Mobbin’

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Donovan’s twitter account on Saturday read, “I dare thousands of my teenage followers to converge on South Street. I double dog dare you!”

Rating 4.25 out of 5
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Stop Snitchin’

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Donovan was the “anonymous tipster” who called the PLCB and ratted out Memphis Taproom  for carrying illegal beers. 

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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A Tisket a Tasket

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Donovan told Jim Caldwell that his former receiver Hank Baskett would be perfect for the Colts hands team.

Rating 4.33 out of 5
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Motivation

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

If Donovan were just a little more like Roger Federer, this team might have 16 Super Bowl titles.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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12 Angry Men

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Donovan was the 12th man on the field for the Vikings on Sunday night.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Guitar Hero

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Donovan was winning the US Air Guitar Championship, but in the final round he threw up while doing the Sweet Child O’Mine solo, then threw the air guitar at the drummers feet. (Gif courtesy of D-Mac.)

Rating 3.63 out of 5
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Chopped Liver

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Donovan thinks that Conveyor Belt of Love is “The Thinking Man’s Dating Show.”

Rating 3.33 out of 5
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Sanaa-naa

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Donovan’s favorite country is Yemen.

Rating 3.33 out of 5
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He’s a Real Wizard

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

When he had his third child, McNabb took his four guns out of his house and placed them in his helmet.

Rating 2.67 out of 5
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Grasping at Straws

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Eagles Chargers FootballDonovan taught Asante Samuel how to tackle.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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