It's Donovan's Fault

Stop Snitchin’

Johnny Goodtimes — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:40:36 +0000

Donovan was the “anonymous tipster” who called the PLCB and ratted out Memphis Taproom for carrying illegal beers.

A Tisket a Tasket

Johnny Goodtimes — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:48:14 +0000

Donovan told Jim Caldwell that his former receiver Hank Baskett would be perfect for the Colts hands team.

Motivation

bmt — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:02:58 +0000

If Donovan were just a little more like Roger Federer, this team might have 16 Super Bowl titles.

12 Angry Men

Johnny Goodtimes — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:03:51 +0000

Donovan was the 12th man on the field for the Vikings on Sunday night.

Guitar Hero

Johnny Goodtimes — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:51:24 +0000

Donovan was winning the US Air Guitar Championship, but in the final round he threw up while doing the Sweet Child O’Mine solo, then threw the air guitar at the drummers feet. (Gif courtesy of D-Mac.)

Chopped Liver

Johnny Goodtimes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:47:20 +0000

Donovan thinks that Conveyor Belt of Love is “The Thinking Man’s Dating Show.”

Sanaa-naa

Johnny Goodtimes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:37:47 +0000

Donovan’s favorite country is Yemen.

He’s a Real Wizard

Johnny Goodtimes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:36:12 +0000

When he had his third child, McNabb took his four guns out of his house and placed them in his helmet.

Grasping at Straws

Johnny Goodtimes — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:28:05 +0000

Donovan taught Asante Samuel how to tackle.

Eye of the Tiger

Johnny Goodtimes — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:27:27 +0000

Donovan convinced Tiger Woods to install a fire hydrant right next to his driveway.