It’s Donovan’s Fault

Donovan convinced Tiger Woods to install a fire hydrant right next to his driveway.

Before the Battle of Gettysburg, Donovan told General Lee that the Union line would be vulnerable to a charge right up the middle.

Donovan see no reason why a sentence’s verb should agree with its subject.

Donovan waited in line all night at Borders to get his hands on the new Sarah Palin memoir.

Donovan convinced the Sixers front office that Big Dog Robinson was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Donovan convinced the Sixers front office that Chris Webber was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Donovan told the Sixers front office that Elton Brand was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Donovan was one of the tens of thousands of Yankee fans who gave up on their team in the 7th inning last night and left the stadium early.

It’s Donovan’s fault the national sports media hates Philadelphia.

Donovan was Chief Editor of the Chicago Tribune in the late 1940s.