Pickett’s Charge

December 7th, 2009

imperishablegloryBefore the Battle of Gettysburg, Donovan told General Lee that the Union line would be vulnerable to a charge right up the middle.

Rating 3.50 out of 5
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The Word Atlanta is Apparently Plural

December 7th, 2009

atlluvvickDonovan see no reason why a sentence’s verb should agree with its subject.

Rating 2.67 out of 5
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Going Rogue

November 19th, 2009

going_rogue_american_lifeDonovan waited in line all night at Borders to get his hands on the new Sarah Palin memoir.

Rating 3.60 out of 5
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If You Can’t Run With the Big Dogs…

November 12th, 2009

bigdogDonovan convinced the Sixers front office that Big Dog Robinson was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Rating 2.00 out of 5
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What a Splendid Webb He Weaves

November 12th, 2009

webberDonovan convinced the Sixers front office that Chris Webber was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Rating 2.00 out of 5
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Branded

November 12th, 2009

76ers Celtics basketballDonovan told the Sixers front office that Elton Brand was a “Can’t Miss” proposition.

Rating 2.00 out of 5
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NY State of Mind

October 29th, 2009

Yankees Empty Seats BaseballDonovan was one of the tens of thousands of Yankee fans who gave up on their team in the 7th inning last night and left the stadium early.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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Media Bias

October 20th, 2009

Joe Buck

It’s Donovan’s fault the national sports media hates Philadelphia.

Rating 2.33 out of 5
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Dewey Defeats Truman

October 20th, 2009

deweytrumanDonovan was Chief Editor of the Chicago Tribune in the late 1940s.

Rating 2.25 out of 5
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Speed Kills

October 19th, 2009

sppedmovieDonovan told Andy Reid that if he called more than 13 running plays against the Raiders, the bus was going to explode.

Rating 2.50 out of 5
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