Donovan told Andy Reid that if he called more than 13 running plays against the Raiders, the bus was going to explode.
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Speed Kills
October 19th, 2009T-O; T-O, T-O, T-O; T-O, Teeeeeee-ohhhhhh
October 19th, 2009
Has anyone ever seen Donovan and Chris Webber at the same place at the same time? Hmmmmmm. (submitted by David.)
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Raiders 13, Eagles 9
October 19th, 2009
Donovan’s Fault. No, seriously, Donovan’s fault.
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Monkey Business
October 15th, 2009
Donovan told Gary Hart that he could borrow his boat if he took McNabb’s friend Donna along.
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More Than Words
October 10th, 2009
Donovan thought the best Van Halen lineup was the one that featured Gary Cherone.
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Bowl of Serial
October 7th, 2009
Donovan is a “person of interest” in the Zodiac killings. (submitted by Bob T.)
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Oliver Twisted
October 7th, 2009
Donovan sets up adoption of sick orphans and then doesn’t go pick them up. (submitted by Lawarence.)
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Congrats Steve-O!
October 1st, 2009
Steve-O (above, with Fabio) had the highest score as of noon today, a 4.45 for Late Night Snacks, so he walks away with $50 worth of gift certificates, $25 to the Good Dog and $25 to the Swift Half. (Rather amusing that Steve won, since he is the Andy Reid impersonator.) Nate finished 2nd, with a 4.07 for Quack Kills. That earns him a $25 gift certificate to the Locust Rendezvous. Rounding out the Top 5 were Kristy B for Getting the Skinny (3.55), Daniel for Blowin’ Up, and Steve K for Inauspicious start (3.54). We are starting all over again in October, and once Donovan quits being such a sissy and starts playing again, I’m sure we’ll have plenty to blame him for. Please send in your submissions for October. Best score will win a prize yet again!
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Kevin Kolb Is Greatest QB in Eagles history
September 28th, 2009
On Sunday, Kevin Kolb established what we already knew: that he is the best QB in Eagles history. While Donovan threw for a paltry 79 yards in Week 1, Kevin Kolb threw for 300 yards in back to back weeks in weeks 2 and 3. So how can Kolb not be starting in Week 5? This is an outrage! Here is our list of all time greatest Eagle QBs.
- Kevin Kolb
- Jaws
- Jeff Garcia
- AJ Feeley
- Doug Pederson
Randall was ok, but he ran too much. McNabb is the worst QB in NFL history.
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Gobble Gobble
September 28th, 2009
Donovan’s pet turkeys are terrorizing children in South Jersey. (submitted by Marylyn and Connie).
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